What is it with foglights? Or more specifically people having them on - the ones at the front, the ones that shine into oncoming driver's eyes, the ones that (probably) make you feel like you are either safer or cooler?
I have identified the two culprits.
Number 1. Old, hat wearing, terrified, expensive car driving duffers who believe that illuminating the 4 foot of road infront of the car is, somehow improving their chances of survuval should the: a) fail to react to an on the road hazard such as another car. b) forget to react to an on the road hazard. Or c) Have a heart attack due to over reacting to an on the road hazard.
Number 2. Becapped, chav twatbags who think they are better than other drivers because there is a sticky copy of Max power on the passenger seat and they have yet to be run into by the above.
Oh yes, and obviously there is a number 3 but every body knows that 4x4 drivers are selfish wankers with no thoughts for others than themselves.
So, I am doing my best to gently remind these types that it is not actually foggy by flashing my lights at them. Does this make me number 4? Annoying, self riteous, family saloon car driving, organic food munching tosspot.
No of course not.
I am right and you know it.
Mr Normal.